Whew! Sorry, I've kinda had a TON on my hands. I'll try to post as frequently as possible, but that I was just going through withdrawl!
With THAT out of the way, where do I even begin? hmm...
Okay, how about friday night, shall we? So I work at my pool, and I unknowingly sold my soul to the snack bar (which I have dubbed the Hell Hole). its a good job, yeah, but two MAIN reasons its that bad:
1. Its freaking freezing, its always 68 degrees in there... in the middle of SUMMER. I have to wear switeatshirts just so i'm not popsicle by the time my shift ends.
2. ITS BORING!! Its a small space with nothing much to entertain ourselves with. So you kinda have to entertain yourself. (Our boss, Mark, doesn't technically let us have our phones and craplike that... we aren't even supposed to sit down.) Okay, I have an imagination, right? But you go insane. I have memorized every joke on the back of laffy taffy wrappers, organized quarters by means of states AND years, rolled ALL types of money, and my favorite? Shots. Yes, we have stooped down to a level so low, that whenever we are clinging on to SOME type of entertainment, someone dares the other to take a shot of 2 squirts of straight slushy syrup. Now, our slushy syrup is different than others. This one will shut down your senses, make your nose burn and eyes water like heck!
ANYWAYS! So it was friday night and there was hardly anyone at the pool because it was windy. Usually two people work at a time behind the bar, but sometimes when there's not a lot of business, the manager will tell one to go home. I was already bummed that I had to work the Friday Night Shift, from 4-10pm therefore sacrificing my friday night, but then I found out I was working ALONE... let's just say I was ready to close 4 hours early and on the verge of suicide.
Finally, when I was waiting to be picked up, I made the mistake of lying down on the patch of dead hay/grass pitifully trying to hang onto their rain deprived life and braved through having fire ants crawl down my baggin sweatshirt. OUCH.
Ugh, the rents are shutting me down, something about enjoying the sun? Hissss! Suuuun!! i'm MELTING! jk.
for now? wish me luck
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