Dear imaginary fan readers!

Okay, so I know what you're thinking: she's the worst blogger ever... She hasn't posted in weeks!!
Except with the end of summer, I've been super busy. But GUESS WHAT! I'm back!! ( and better than ever??? You decide... ;)) I will (try... Hey I'm still a very busy girl) to post as soon as possible, but let's face it, no one really reads this right? Sooo all my apologies to my imaginary fan readers, I love you allll <3

Friday Night Flop

Whew! Sorry, I've kinda had a TON on my hands. I'll try to post as frequently as possible, but that I was just going through withdrawl!
With THAT out  of the way, where do I even begin? hmm...
Okay, how about friday night, shall we? So I work at my pool, and I unknowingly sold my soul to the snack bar (which I have dubbed the Hell Hole). its a good job, yeah, but two MAIN reasons its that bad:

1. Its freaking freezing, its always 68 degrees in there... in the middle of SUMMER. I have to wear switeatshirts just so i'm not popsicle by the time my shift ends.
2. ITS BORING!! Its a small space with nothing much to entertain ourselves with. So you kinda have to entertain yourself. (Our boss, Mark, doesn't technically let us have our phones and craplike that... we aren't even supposed to sit down.) Okay, I have an imagination, right? But you go insane. I have memorized every joke on the back of laffy taffy wrappers, organized quarters by means of states AND years, rolled ALL types of money, and my favorite? Shots. Yes, we have stooped down to a level so low, that whenever we are clinging on to SOME type of entertainment, someone dares the other to take a shot of 2 squirts of straight slushy syrup. Now, our slushy syrup is different than others. This one will shut down your senses, make your nose burn and eyes water like heck!
ANYWAYS! So it was friday night and there was hardly anyone at the pool because it was windy. Usually two people work at a time behind the bar, but sometimes when there's not a lot of business, the manager will tell one to go home. I was already bummed that I had to work the Friday Night Shift, from 4-10pm therefore sacrificing my friday night, but then I found out I was working ALONE... let's just say I was ready to close 4 hours early and on the verge of suicide.
Finally, when I was waiting to be picked up, I made the mistake of lying down on the patch of dead hay/grass pitifully trying to hang onto their rain deprived life and braved through having fire ants crawl down my baggin sweatshirt. OUCH.
Ugh, the rents are shutting me down, something about enjoying the sun? Hissss! Suuuun!! i'm MELTING! jk.
for now? wish me luck

Top 5 Hottest Guys

Okay, so this IS my girl blog, so I WILL talk about that stupid teenager stuff sometimes too ;) so when I saw this when i was waiting in line for my turn at the register, I had to grab it and take a pic so I could make my own -probably much BETTER- version of the 100 HOTTEST GUYS! Except, I'll be honest guys, I DO have a little bit of a life, so I won't do all 100. In reality, it'll probably only reach 10 or so. Okay!! Now that we went through all of this and that..... MY LIST:

*just a side note- ONE DIRECTION AND/OR JUSTIN BIEBER ARE NOT ONLY MY LIST.... GET OVER IT!*

Proceed <3

#1. Chris Hemsworth- *Drools* okay, this guy is just purely EYECANDY! Not only is he an amazing actor, but he is drop dead gorgeous! Not even words could describe just how HOT this guy is!

#2. Liam Hemsworth- Little brother runner-up, still SOOOO attractive, just not as developed ~;)~ as his sexy older brother! My reasoning? Liam IS adorable, but hes more of a babyfaced boy, when older brother Chris is a straight up MAN! Both great actors, and they'll probably make great babies (that is, if they don't settle down with a super ugly chick or something... but STILL... that chick would have to be UGLY). Plus, he gets downgraded because engaged to Miley Cyrus. Sorry! My rules.

 #3. Alex Petyfer- WHO WANTS TO SEE MAGIC MIKE?! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Alex Petyfer bulked up like 16 pounds of muscle for this movie. I mean DANG!! He was Greek god-like in the first place! I think they need to make a law where it illegal to have him put a shirt on, just saying.

#4. Josh Hutchinson- I'll admit, I fell in love with him ever since Little Manhatten. He has always had that boyish good looks and fits tall, dark and handsome description VERY well. Sicen he has been a recent hottest in the movie charts, I think I have re-fell in love him. I'm a Hunger Games fan, half because its an amazing book/movie, half because it has TWO hot guys in it (see #2). I can't pick a side yet vs. Team Peeta and Team Gale....

#5. Zac Effron- OKAY I KNOW!! Highschool musical was great and all.... and it was all a good start for him and all.... and Disnwy made him all too obnoxious.... but COME ON! LOOK AT HIM NOW!! 17 again, piqued my interest in him again, and admit it. He is one very attractive man.

Whew! Guys, just top 5 was exhausting! But this is kind of boring me, so I will end this here. I mean, we ALL kinda skip to the top 5 anyways, right? Yeah, busted! That's okay, your secret is safe with me!

Leave the DRAMA in the THEATRE

Whether its that time of the month, or you're super stressed over getting the attention of that totally hot piece of seemingly unattainable eyecandy at work, or even stayed up a bit too late catching up on the latest Pretty Little Liars, we all know that drama can suddenly pop up as quick as the problem pimple before a date. But seriously, ladies, leave it off the Internet! Twitter is awesome, but seeing two friends going at each other from behind electronic screens is just sad. If you don't have the balls to say it to their face, don't say it at all. Save the humiliation of everyone else judging you for your petty little spat in the first place! Entertainment is trash these days, don't let your relationships become the next "rumor has it"... Because gossip is a wildfire. My opinion? Leave the drama for the theatre. Is it worth arguing about? And if it is, don't let your private problems become public participation... All we need is Peace, love, and chocolate!<3